A UFC antitrust love letter to Dana White & Lawrence Epstein

You're doing a magnificent job of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I'm proud of you.

Dear Dana & Ike,

Thank you for providing all of the content and material I need to write an extra year’s worth of columns.

We’ve been having to work extra hard to generate reader interest because your UFC matchmaking is an abomination, but your incompetence and arrogance is an inspiration on both a personal and professional level.

Sure, you have hundreds …